when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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