So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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