..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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