this boner is exhausting
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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You. Win. At. Life.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Randomize
