There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Duck Duck Cougar?
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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