I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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