its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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