I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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