yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
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You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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