yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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