either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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