White coat. Heels.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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