I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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