just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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