You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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