Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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