no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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