My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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