I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
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