Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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