Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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