What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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