I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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