I think I am morally bankrupt
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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