I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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