Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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