Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
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he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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