New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
vagina is talking i cant
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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