Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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