Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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