Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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