If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
ttyl tear gas
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
did you just send me my own nude
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
