I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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