I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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