these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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