We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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