Kiss
Puke
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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