What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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