she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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