eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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