I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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