found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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