Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Randomize
