His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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