Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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