I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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