i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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