id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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