We're like a lot better than the average bears
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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