you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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