Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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