youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
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First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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