just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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