Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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