she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Randomize
