i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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